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Funniest thing you heard.
Topic Started: Sep 24 2010, 08:49 AM (1,685 Views)
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I know there was one of these posted before but oh well. What's the funniest thing you heard someone say in vent/xfire or here recently, Vent's more interesting.
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Sep 24 2010, 08:49 AM
I know there was one of these posted before but oh well. What's the funniest thing you heard someone say in vent/xfire or here recently, Vent's more interesting.
redi: "I have an iq of 142"
-makes me laugh everytime
Havok: 48 pages of pcr...that beats my scrapbook
Grenade: 2pcrs would beat your scrapbook
Havok: put two zeros in front of that, then yea
Erosion: 002...

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Skeptik having conversations with himself on xfire and forums at the same time appologizing for aliasing was funnier imo.
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Sep 24 2010, 08:49 AM
I know there was one of these posted before but oh well. What's the funniest thing you heard someone say in vent/xfire or here recently, Vent's more interesting.
that invert is better than me LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL clapclap obongo WATTTT muhdik :suicide:

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Too many to count tbh, I'm usually the one clowning in vent. From what I remember Baddy's "SOMETHING LONG, SOMETHING LONG" was hilarious.
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Tek9 in vent last night.



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teflon&1: thats my love song
teflon&1: dedicated to you

[16:00] mem` i! Mingo: wat u been up 2 nooby. u disapeared for like a year xDD
[16:01] [ss]qmp: nigga, you know bout da police and their systematic abuse of brothers
[16:01] [ss]qmp: it's an ongoing struggle
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Sep 24 2010, 12:23 PM
Too many to count tbh, I'm usually the one clowning in vent. From what I remember Baddy's "SOMETHING LONG, SOMETHING LONG" was hilarious.
Baddy says some pretty funny things, i had the vent rolling though, he was raging at me for 3 games straight in the end i'm like " you bitch more then my baby momma shut the fuck up"
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definitely when my friend brigid wanted to talk to 2x. in vent. she got an earful of ram, burrito, and qmp asking her if she's an anal virgin. i've never laughed so hard in my entire life
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xit's conspiracy theories are funny


also con your friend brigid is a slut
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dickered?
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Funniest thing on forums has to be where Blade blacked out the ISP on a speed test result and i think it was BBE blacked out the speed and everything on the result, saying "privacy pls".
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stylez talking shit to some girl at baddys house over vent lmao
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the original m2k cadence raging in vent: "im retarded"
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xbl: soulcyon
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“The pump is as satisfying as having sex with a woman and cumming, so im cumming at work, at the gym, at home, so its like im in heaven right?!”

Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Sep 24 2010, 01:03 PM
Funniest thing on forums has to be where Blade blacked out the ISP on a speed test result and i think it was BBE blacked out the speed and everything on the result, saying "privacy pls".
LMAO that was wahzoo but ty for reminding me of that. i couldnt stop laughing for 10 min

me n ugly9 have some retarded convos that somehow hit a point where we're both loling

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no youre a towel
zerk rhom and i having cybersex in aog vent
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I once heard murder say he was better than someone at Halo.
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[20:10] # buddha: basically

[22:41] remedy: i just meant to fart and i shit my self
[22:41] remedy: i will be right back
[22:49] remedy: ok
[22:49] remedy: im back
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Sep 24 2010, 03:43 PM
I once heard murder say he was better than someone at Halo.
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funniest thing i ever heard was when my dad got me kfc and i went in the room, grabbed some, and ran back to vent midmatch. then my dad started screaming how much did you take and i said, "2 legs, 2 arms, and one breast" and then after being silent the entire time area says "sounds like a date"
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Sep 24 2010, 03:55 PM
funniest thing i ever heard was when my dad got me kfc and i went in the room, grabbed some, and ran back to vent midmatch. then my dad started screaming how much did you take and i said, "2 legs, 2 arms, and one breast" and then after being silent the entire time area says "sounds like a date"
lmao, sounds like Area.
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Sep 24 2010, 12:52 PM
esu[ vent back in 07-08

contained: aqua ice tek9 lucky myself trill & illusion as sideline bitch

all the entertainment you ever needed
tek9 + ice, and aquas random comments is l@l
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Sep 24 2010, 03:59 PM
captain lulzbeard
Sep 24 2010, 03:55 PM
funniest thing i ever heard was when my dad got me kfc and i went in the room, grabbed some, and ran back to vent midmatch. then my dad started screaming how much did you take and i said, "2 legs, 2 arms, and one breast" and then after being silent the entire time area says "sounds like a date"
lmao, sounds like Area.
yeah i was on the floor laughing cuz he was silent for a whole half hour while my dad and i are shouting at each other
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Sep 24 2010, 03:55 PM
funniest thing i ever heard was when my dad got me kfc and i went in the room, grabbed some, and ran back to vent midmatch. then my dad started screaming how much did you take and i said, "2 legs, 2 arms, and one breast" and then after being silent the entire time area says "sounds like a date"
i thought u said your dad never gave you anything
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Qmp/ and I called this kid equinox's house at 2am and told his mom he needed to confirm a beastiality magazine subscription that was purchased with her credit card. She started screaming for him to come upstairs and shit. Was great. He didn't talk to us for liek a year or something cos he got grounded lmao.


Qmp also called my house a few times and my mom was so horrified by his voice she was about to change our house phone number but then I told her it was a friend and convinced her not to lmao.
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